“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”
But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.
“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”
Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink
I watched the FSOG trailer another two times to listen to Beyoncé’s new version of Crazy in Love. I am what’s wrong with America.
Goddammit. I watched the FSOG trailer and now I have Crazy in Love stuck in my head.
The Fifty Shades of Grey trailer came out today and I am so fucking upset that this is how popular culture portrays BDSM relationships.