May 2013
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poopflow:
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
“I like you, but not too much. I don’t want to like anybody too much.”
– Sylvia Plath (via singing-owl)
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
“He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.”
– Elbert Hubbard (via wolf-cub)
thesickestjokes:
My English teacher asked me to use ‘harassment’ in a sentence I replied “I was in love with this girl and harassment a lot to me”
panicsatdiscos:
realitybl0ws:
1. grow up and have children 2. hide babies all around the house 3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet
example number 24876 why tumblr users shouldn’t have children
