How to properly hide alcohol in pictures you post...
How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot! The world forgetting, by the...– Alexander Pope
I woke up this morning...
to the cutest drunk text. Sigh.
My boyfriend refers to my period as ‘Shark Week.’– A on Dating, It’s Complicated
You make me want to drink myself into a stupor.
Guess who I'm visiting at work tonight?
Burn. In. Fucking. Hell.
I hope you burn in hell for what you did.
POOL PARTY WITH MINIEXS
And a whole bunch of other guys… You’re all jealous.
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say...– Voltaire (via glynnthomas)
You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime...– Winston Churchill
My boyfriend asked me if boobs are like testicles.– Holly B Dating, It’s Complicated on College Humor
I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike...– Mohandas Gandhi