August 2011
How to properly hide alcohol in pictures you post...
rollahardsix:
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“How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!
The world forgetting, by the...”
– Alexander Pope
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I woke up this morning...
to the cutest drunk text.
Sigh.
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“My boyfriend refers to my period as ‘Shark Week.’”
– A on Dating, It’s Complicated
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Peculiar
You make me want to drink myself into a stupor.
Guess who I'm visiting at work tonight?
o3o<3
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Slut.
Burn. In. Fucking. Hell.
I hope you burn in hell for what you did.
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POOL PARTY WITH MINIEXS
And a whole bunch of other guys…
You’re all jealous.
“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say...”
– Voltaire (via glynnthomas)
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“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime...”
– Winston Churchill
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“My boyfriend asked me if boobs are like testicles.”
– Holly B
Dating, It’s Complicated on College Humor
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“I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike...”
– Mohandas Gandhi
