September 2011
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Why was I looking up Canadian sex acts?
O_____O I don’t remember doing this, but it’s in my search history.
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Huh.
Saw you today, and you told James you were trying to fuck another girl.
I just didn’t give a shit.
What, no jealousy or petty emotions, Diana?
You’re off your game.
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Oh, Mike.
Mike: Thanks, Di. :] hope u find some nerd who digs ur vader-pants
Me: Like you? Ew no thanks.
Mike: Haha but if hes like me, logic dictates that you'll climb him like a tree
Me: Ha. You give yourself too much credit.
Mike: Not me, logic.
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Drunk Call From Nate at 3 AM
Nate: Diana? Diana?
Me: Yes? (I'm wondering how you got my number.)
Nate: Where are you?
Me: I'm in Troy.
Nate: Wha...what? That sucks.
Me: Why?
Nate: I stole a bus sign.
Me: I'm glad.
Nate: No! You have to come here and see it.
Me: Cool.
Nate: I'm crouched under my desk right now. The sign is sitting on my chair.
Me: Awesome.
Nate: Okay, well I'll see you later.
Me: Okay, goodnight.
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Watch
I just heard it would cost 5 billion to end all...
I just heard that that’s how much Americans spend on ice cream every year.
I, too, will never eat ice cream again if it means someone out there gets a meal.
LOL.
“Today, I placed an order for a ‘single taco’ at Taco Bell. The man behind the counter regrettably informed me that all of the tacos were dating or married. MLIA”
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“these chicks be leapin’ on me, what with my semi-obsession over taylor...”
– Mihir
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“Every time I wear my cherry underwear my boyfriend runs after me shouting “WOCKA...”
– T M
Dating, It’s Complicated 