May 2012
Spotless Mind
I miss your chestnut hair and your hazel eyes, I miss your scraggly beard and your idealistic speeches, I miss falling asleep with my head resting on your chest, As your breathe out a sigh onto my neck. I miss the kiss of your dry and chapped lips, I miss falling into your arms gracelessly, I miss your child-like playfulness, laughter, I can’t watch anything on TV sans toi. I miss...
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April 2012
My mom just came up to me in the grocery store
findjoyintoday: My mom: I’m going to hell Me: What did you do this time? My mom: do you ever think that in the Bible, when the Pharisees came up to Jesus to ask him a question, he ever just responded “listen dumbass…” My mom: or he was giving the sermon on the mt and he was just like “listen up dumbasses, I’m only going to tell you this once” And then...
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Internship with Anna Sui.
Going to New York.  
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KYLE AND DI
We go on adventures with four cans of Rock Star, three Cokes, and one Sobe to Toledo, Ohio—talking about the philosophy of Avatar: The Last Airbender, Milan Kundera’s The Unbearable Lightness of Being, analyzing everything we can think of on the way there. The two of us enjoy a brisk walk in the botanical gardens before driving through the city and visiting the art museum.  We’ll see...
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My Gay Best Friend.
Me: What we have is the only long-term, committed relationship I could ever be in. This is so unfortunate.
Kyle: There are worst things, like the Holocaust.
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“I can’t read the captcha, I might be a robot.”
– Steven Holly, my boyfriend.
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A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
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Vous êtes belles; vous êtes vides.: Dianaaaa!... →
miniexs: dizhang: miniexs: dizhang: miniexs: miniexs: Omg okay ready. Think about this. What if we got the whole gang together, or maybe not the whole gang, but you know what I mean. AND WE DID A HIPSTER DISNEY PHOTOSHOOT. Literally we just all dress up like hipster disney princesses in urban representations of where they would be… I’m thinking so too. This should be something we...
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Vous êtes belles; vous êtes vides.: Dianaaaa!... →
miniexs: dizhang: miniexs: miniexs: Omg okay ready. Think about this. What if we got the whole gang together, or maybe not the whole gang, but you know what I mean. AND WE DID A HIPSTER DISNEY PHOTOSHOOT. Literally we just all dress up like hipster disney princesses in urban representations of where they would be… I’m thinking so too. This should be something we actually plan out,...
Apr 23rd
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Dianaaaa! DIANAAAA
miniexs: Omg okay ready. Think about this. What if we got the whole gang together, or maybe not the whole gang, but you know what I mean. AND WE DID A HIPSTER DISNEY PHOTOSHOOT. Literally we just all dress up like hipster disney princesses in urban representations of where they would be from. Like …  like…Hipster Jasmine could be smoking hookah or something.  DUDE we could even get some guys...
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Oh, goodness.
Me: Kyle, are we bad people?
Kyle: Yes.
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Sex while camping? That's fucking in tents.
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So, my boyfriend just described me as "foxy."
Hopefully the first and last instance of that. 
Apr 21st