My parents kicked me out of the house. I don’t know what to do.
impressioniste: jakface-stuff: mihawkes: ferreted: meeshay: mycroft-queenofengland: cumberbitchsandwich: adventuresinnerdiness: flickandswish: billy-hill: beekel: Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. i am crying i am literally crying i am laughing so hard that there are tears trickling from my eyes oh my god perfect, perfect, perfect ...
Sometimes, I ask my boyfriend if he'd love me if I...
I’m pretty sure that leads to some pretty weird fantasies in his head.
My parents loaned my boyfriend $500 to help him...
No interest, no time limit, and they’ve never met before yesterday. I don’t even know what to think. I’m just so grateful they’re willing to help him, someone very dear to me, knowing nothing but that I love him.
You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk...– Amelia Pond (Doctor Who)
I told some random girl how much I love you, and about our first date, and how I...– Texts from Steven, when a girl asked him what he did today.
My cousin just called you a "White Horse Prince."
Never mind that Eileen thought your hair was just “funny looking.”
Steven showed up in New York.
It was like we were new lovers all over again.
billywilder: I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you
How do you think I stay so fit? I have two boyfriends– Thomas, my boss
The Emotional Side of Sub Drop (Article) →
curious2be1: I thought this was an interesting article simply because a person new to the lifestyle (such as myself) doesn’t think about the after effects of a scene. I know I never did until I came across this article.
TODAY, I MADE A FRIEND.
WOHOOO FOR MY PSEUDO-INTEREST IN BDSM SEMANTICS IN A SHITTY FAN-FICTION!!!
"I endeavor not to sound whiney and petulant, but...
Also, what is an “Edvard Munch” face? I assume you’re talking about “The Scream,” which is not Edvard Munch’s face, dumb bitch.
I hate how all this wonderful character...
No, seriously, I’m not reading the next two books. Nope. Nope. Nope. I’m not that curious about Christian. I’ll just read the Wikipedias on them.
(294) Um, is Ana's mom crazy?!? If a boyfriend...