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Mulan: If Disney Relationships Were Realistic

Mulan: Captain! I…I have a secret.

Captain: I too, have an announcement. I love you-

Mulan: I’m a woman!

(pause)

Mulan: Wait. Did you say that before I-

Captain: Oh…wow. Uh…yikes. Nevermind. My bad.

Mulan: Wait, what? So you’re-

Captain: I made us do all our training in the form of an elaborate musical. What exactly did you expect?

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