Mulan: If Disney Relationships Were Realistic
Mulan: Captain! I…I have a secret. Captain: I too, have an announcement. I love you- Mulan: I’m a woman! (pause) Mulan: Wait. Did you say that before I- Captain: Oh…wow. Uh…yikes. Nevermind. My bad. Mulan: Wait, what? So you’re- Captain: I made us do all our training in the form of an elaborate musical. What exactly did you expect?
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